When someone offers to buy you a drink at a bar:
overplayed: If Adele can make a career out of complaining about her life then so can I
Friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
Me: drunk and emotionally unstable.
1. Do you starve yourself sometimes?
2. Have you ever binged?
3. Do you like Mexican food?
7. Have you ever been on a diet?
8. Do you like vegetables?
9. On a scale from 1 to 5 how much do you eat a day (1= not eating, 5= eating 3 meals)?
10. Do you think you eat healthily?
11. Do you think you are ugly?
12. Do you like your hair?
13. Do you like the way you look?
14. Would you want to change anything?
15. Do you think your fat?
16. Do you wear a shirt when you go swimming?
17. Do you care how other people see you?
18. Do you or have you ever worn braces?
19. Do you wear glasses and or contacts?
20. Do you want to gain weight, lose weight, or stay about the same?
21. Is there someone that you do not wont to hang out with, but they hang out with you?
22. Do you feel like your too good for someone in your crowd?
23. Do you like someone in your group of friends?
24. Have you kissed anyone in your group of friends?
25. Is there someone you can not trust, that you call a friend?
26. Who do you feel closest to as a friend?
27. Do you get along with your parents?
28. Ever lied to them or denied something?
29. Angry with someone in your family?
30. How do your parents respond to you having a bf/gf?
31. Have you ever gotten a F on a test?
32. Ever failed a class in your entire life?
33. Ever made honor roll?
34. Ever just stopped caring for a little bit?
35. Got a detention?
36. Got Saturday detention?
37. Have you ever been expelled?
38. Have you ever been suspended?
39. Stole anything from a teacher?
40. Cheated on a test in any way?
41. You love/like anyone?
42. Have you kissed this person?
43. Do you enjoy kissing?
44. Ever cheated on anyone?
45. Ever dumped someone?
46. Your best kiss was with whom?
47. Do you like to cuddle with this person?
48. If you best friend did not like your lover, what would you do?
49. Do you trust your bf/gf with your life?
50. How are things going between you guys? What is your best memory?
51. Do you have a job?
52. How much do you get paid?
53. Why do you have a job, and if you do not have one, why not?
54. Is the job through school?
55. Do you enjoy it?
56. Can you still manage free time?
57. Are you saving up for anything in the future?
58. What do you want to do as a career?
59. Do you consider yourself a responsible person?
60. Can you support a family tomorrow?
61. Do you consider yourself a lazy person?
62. Do you have a lot of spare time?
63. Can you stay inside all day without getting bored?
64. How many hours a week about, do you use the computer?
65. How many hours a week about, do you use the tv?
66. Can you sit in front of a computer or tv screen the entire day?
67. What do you do if you have the flu?
68. Do you have any chores around the house? Do you get paid?
69. Do your parents think you are lazy?
70. Anthrax is released into the air tomorrow, can you live out of your house on what you have now?
71. Do you play sports?
72. Do you watch sports?
73. Do you do anything professionally?
74. Tried in any extreme sports?
75. Ever tried surfing?
76. Ever ran track?
77. What grade did you get in PE last?
78. Have you ever been to a live game?
79. Have you ever played hokey?
80. From a scale of 1 to 5 how athletic are you (1=nerd, 5=very athletic)?
81. Ever ran from the cops?
82. If so, why were you running, what did you do?
83. Do you think drugs are good?
84. Do you think alcohol is good?
85. Ever been on contract or probation?
86. Ever experienced house-arrest?
87. Would you go to jail for your bf/gf and if you do not have one, your parents?
88. Ever attacked a cop?
89. Do cops know your name?
90. Ever spent the night in jail?
91. Do you like horror movies?
92. If you do why? If you do not, why not?
93. Now whats the real reason?
94. About how many times do you go to the movies a month?
95. Do you consider yourself a movie-goer?
96. Do you like movie dates?
97. A movie...... which one came to your head first?
98. What if life was like a movie?
99. Do you like long series movies, like Lord of the Rings?
100. Comedy...... which movie came to your head first?
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